Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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