I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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