on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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