He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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