Whod you bang
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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