Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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