I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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