I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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