school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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