good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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