sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
