I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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