Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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