Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
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