the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Please, let me fuck your mom
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Actions speak louder than pants.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
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