just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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