it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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