She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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