great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
My ATM looks so different sober.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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