HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
