Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Randomize
