I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He is an equal opportunity slut.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
meet me or not, i'm out of control
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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