wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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