There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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