Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
The air taste purple.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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