Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
