Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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