I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
