I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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