She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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