well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Can I color on your dick again?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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