I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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