Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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