how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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