this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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