Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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