I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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