Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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