I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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