Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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