I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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