so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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