Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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