Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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