this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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