i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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