u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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