just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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