i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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