Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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