Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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