He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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