she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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