It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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