I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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