these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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